Calion the Fourth

Ask me anything   Is the most famousest of all the Calions to ever to have existed.

derpycats:

Timo the Cat surfs on umbrella

Youtube.com/Xiedubbel

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— 3 days ago with 751 notes
"When you sense someone might be about to mug you, mug them first: Don’t be afraid to take action. If someone seems like they might be following you, pull a gun on that person and steal their valuables. This will send a clear message to the potential mugger and decrease your chances of getting mugged."
— 3 days ago with 3311 notes

frostlawyer:

Things I Should Be Doing

  • so many

Things I Am Not Currently Doing

  • any of that

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— 1 week ago with 186389 notes
"The one thing that you have that nobody else has is you. Your voice, your mind, your story, your vision. So write and draw and build and play and dance and live as only you can."
Neil Gaiman (via seabois)

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— 1 week ago with 899 notes

reneeisalright:

can i say that i love it when cats do the hand thing

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— 1 week ago with 11623 notes
"Destroy the idea that men should respect women because we are their daughters, mothers, and sisters. Reinforce the idea that men should respect women because we are people."
— 1 week ago with 143245 notes

orocarni-mountains:

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Self defence sprays that are legal to carry and use in the United Kingdom

Image 1: Farbgel
Image 2: StoppaRed

I’ve seen a lot of people (mostly women, for reasons which may be obvious) speaking about being worried when going out, be it alone or even with friends, both in the day and at night. I know that a lot of female friends of mine carry around a can of antiperspirant or a pot of pepper to use if they’re ever attacked. What I know a lot of people don’t realise is that there are products out there which work in a violent situation and help in catching the assailant for the best part of a week afterwards.

Known as ‘criminal identifiers’, these sprays are brightly coloured dyes which can be sprayed in the face of an attacker. Unlike things such as CS or Pepper sprays, criminal identifier sprays are legal in the UK.

There’s a few available on the market, with farbgel and Mace’s Stoppared being the mostly highly recommended.

What these sprays do is release a sticky, brightly coloured dye. It’s difficult to wipe away and stains the skin a bright red colour. No matter how hard an attacker might try to remove it from their skin and clothing, the staining typically lasts for around a week and doesn’t even start to fade until after a few days have passed.

Unlike CS and Pepper sprays (which, again, aren’t legal in the UK) criminal identifier sprays don’t cause irritation or pain to an attacker. Instead, they expand and clog up the area sprayed with a kind of sticky foam that’s difficult to wipe away. It should give you enough time to escape and report someone whose face resembles a baboon’s arse to the police.

Each can of the sprays costs around £10 each, though it may be cheaper when buying multiple canisters and if you shop around.

FarbGel 

StoppaRed UV Personal Attack Self-Defence Spray by Mace

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It should give you enough time to escape and report someone whose face resembles a baboon’s arse to the police.

That’s brilliant

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— 2 weeks ago with 118734 notes
creaturexlll:

continuation of this
DP: that’s all. give me back my facepalm. time to fight!
SM: right off to fight?
DP: SURE! well, right after little kiss ofcourse…
SM: kiss? before fight?
DP: well, let’s make a manly kiss.
SM: manliest of all kisses?
DP: I know you CAN!
DP: c’mon! right in the…
…
DP: adam’s apple!
SM: yep
DP: AWESOME!
SM: I bet!
DP: Testosterone overload!!
SM: shut up already…
DP: m-m…

creaturexlll:

continuation of this

DP: that’s all. give me back my facepalm. time to fight!

SM: right off to fight?

DP: SURE! well, right after little kiss ofcourse…

SM: kiss? before fight?

DP: well, let’s make a manly kiss.

SM: manliest of all kisses?

DP: I know you CAN!

DP: c’mon! right in the…

DP: adam’s apple!

SM: yep

DP: AWESOME!

SM: I bet!

DP: Testosterone overload!!

SM: shut up already…

DP: m-m…

— 2 weeks ago with 1137 notes
tastefullyoffensive:

"Some good advice I found in a bathroom." -raym0ndv2

tastefullyoffensive:

"Some good advice I found in a bathroom." -raym0ndv2

— 1 month ago with 8510 notes

yourehidingfrommenow:

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

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— 1 month ago with 573690 notes

thewasteoftime:

kabudy:

Why does no one tell me if we have people over, I just walked downstairs wearing a ‘say hey if youre gay’ T-shirt and batman boxers. We had 8 people over.

They saw

did any of them say hey

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— 1 month ago with 203255 notes