Calion the Fourth

Ask me anything   Is the most famousest of all the Calions to ever to have existed.

tastefullyoffensive:

"Some good advice I found in a bathroom." -raym0ndv2

tastefullyoffensive:

"Some good advice I found in a bathroom." -raym0ndv2

— 20 hours ago with 6917 notes

yourehidingfrommenow:

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

(via anonei)

— 21 hours ago with 497091 notes

thewasteoftime:

kabudy:

Why does no one tell me if we have people over, I just walked downstairs wearing a ‘say hey if youre gay’ T-shirt and batman boxers. We had 8 people over.

They saw

did any of them say hey

(via thranduilings)

— 21 hours ago with 200124 notes
lazergunchillin:

I finally figured out how to combine my love with pizza with my love of skulls! I was going for that Pushead look, I think kinda almost got it, sorta. 

lazergunchillin:

I finally figured out how to combine my love with pizza with my love of skulls! I was going for that Pushead look, I think kinda almost got it, sorta. 

(via droidsy)

— 21 hours ago with 21163 notes
a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

(via utcualm)

— 2 weeks ago with 338202 notes
airspaniel:

drunkwario:

Anon hate from the late 1800’s.

What I love most about this is that this person was SO INCENSED at the recipient that they couldn’t even wait the days/weeks it would take for the mail to go through. No, they had to say “FUCK YOU” as soon as fucking possible and, AND, let the recipient that they were not done with the fuck you, nay, this was merely the first volley in what would undoubtably be a dressing down of Biblical proportions.

airspaniel:

drunkwario:

Anon hate from the late 1800’s.

What I love most about this is that this person was SO INCENSED at the recipient that they couldn’t even wait the days/weeks it would take for the mail to go through. No, they had to say “FUCK YOU” as soon as fucking possible and, AND, let the recipient that they were not done with the fuck you, nay, this was merely the first volley in what would undoubtably be a dressing down of Biblical proportions.

(via utcualm)

— 2 weeks ago with 165304 notes

noobtheloser:

"If it’s any consolation, it was exactly as funny as I thought it would be."

I do a lot of these.

So do other people. 

(via utcualm)

— 2 weeks ago with 20866 notes

findchaos:

ChaosLife: SCOTUS Socks

Of course the sock puppets would return.*

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*In case you’ve missed the sock puppets’ other appearances, they’ve had a few political forays in the past.

(via utcualm)

— 2 weeks ago with 1105 notes
arthistorianmindswirls:

John William Waterhouse, Flora and the Zephyrs
1898

arthistorianmindswirls:

John William Waterhouse, Flora and the Zephyrs

1898

(via genetic-freak)

— 2 weeks ago with 313 notes
therandomcub:

When digital tv info glitches are more accurate than the actual show info

therandomcub:

When digital tv info glitches are more accurate than the actual show info

(via deadlegato)

— 2 weeks ago with 90283 notes
My little Drow is almost finished

My little Drow is almost finished

— 1 month ago